pricelessjimmy:

theagentcrawford-blog:

FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES

After a long and awkward silence he finally responds.

“I don’t like to use that word in such vulgar maner, but I’d fuck Katz, so… an unfeeling kiss with Zeller and get married with Price, but it would be the shorter marriage of the history.”

I would take offense, but you’re correct.

“Well, we get along, it could be an interesting relationship but since I’m married I prefer my current wife. I only see you as a good friend.”